Tuesday 10 December 2013

Don't Drink and Drive, Mofos!

Seriously. Don't drink and drive. Don't do it.

It's dangerous, irresponsible, arrogant, risky, and none too bright. If you're going to appreciate a couple of tasty craft brews (or anything else, for that matter), make damn sure that you don't drive. You could hurt yourself.  You could hurt someone innocent. You could hurt me.  I love me and I really love not being hurt.

If you're thinking about drinking and driving, I wrote you this limerick:

There once was a dude from Green Bay
who went out with his buddies one day.
He drank lots of beer,
put his car into gear,
and now he's a smear on the highway.

I may just be an intemperate beer blogger, but I implore you to drink safely.

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